Funny Notepad Tricks

Here are some really funny notepad tricks.

Convey you friend a message and shut down his/ her computer with this notepad trick.

@echo off

msg * I don’t like you

shutdown -c "Hahahah You are Doomed” -s

Frustrate your friend by making their keyboard hit Enter simultaneously whenever they press a key with this notepad trick :

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell”)

do

wscript.sleep 100

wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)”

loop

Notepad Trick to Open DVD Drive

Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7?)

Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection

do

if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then

For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1

colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject

Next

For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1

colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject

Next

End If

wscript.sleep 5000

loop

Matrix Falling Code Effect – Notepad CMD (.BAT) Tricks

@echo off

color 02

:tricks

echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%

goto tricks

Open Notepad, slowly type anythingand freak your friends out:

WScript.Sleep 180000

WScript.Sleep 10000

Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell”)

WshShell.Run "notepad”

WScript.Sleep 100

WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad”

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "Hel”

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "lo "

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys ", ho”

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "w a”

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "re "

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "you”

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "? "

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "I a”

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "m g”

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "ood”

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys ” th”

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "ank”

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "s! "

Open Notepad continuously in your friend’s computer:

@ECHO off

:top

START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe

GOTO top